world news: "curently there seems to be unatural movment in the pasific ocean. there seems to be an enormous pelican head sticking out of the water!! and its moving toward north america. there are 2 smaller beings beside it, they seem to be identified as Bowboi and Starsket from the game 'narrow one' and that must mean that the pelican is pelican party!!! oh look, it started raining. wait, thats not rain!! ITS ARROWS!!!!!" Pelican from outside: "BOW DOWN TO THE ARCHERS OF NARROE ONE!!!!!