That 'nah' got me laughing. The fact that you can still get the gist of the story despite everything being single word is amazing. Fun!
Also, we need more 'autodefenestrate' as an action choice, and the amount of reference you can manage to include in such small space is astounding :)
Though this was mostly an exercise in squeezing as many passages as possible out of a tiny word count, I did actually find that the self-imposed one-word limit prompted a bit of creativity in terms of exactly how things were phrased. I wasn't even positive that "autodefenestrate" was a real word when I settled on it, but was pleasantly surprised to discover that it was!