I enjoyed this one!
My enjoyment was largely carried by the writing which I think you did extremely well on! I love the play on words with "Yer" and the joke about "Nothing" being an actual item in your inventory was also really fun! Though I do think that "Nothing" should only be present in your inventory when you don't have anything else as it makes more sense and was the most minor of nuisances to have to scroll past every time. Largely just a nitpick as I don't see any major issues with the game and I experienced no bugs or glitches.
Great work!