Hmm, it would appear I falsely assumed I had discovered the locations of all of the probes, leading to a revelation in my own irascibility. Certainly, a Guide of some sorts would alleviate this irritation!
(This game's great, but I thought I'd scoured the map thoroughly enough, only to find I had 8/9 probes. I'm not going to tell you where in further hopes it'll egg you on to making a new guide :) )
PS: When I downloaded the game it only had the contents from within the www folder, and not the game itself. Thankfully, I had the prior version still and simply put the new version's files inside the www folder, and it all runs fine.