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Mommy, why did he move? Can I get A teddy bear and the F.B.I C.I.A and Scotland yard??

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yEaH sUrE hOnEY, wE'rE nOt bROkE aS fUcK oR aNyThINg

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I think we need to consider putting our child up for adoption.

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No one's gonna buy them.  We should put them to the streets.

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youre right, its the best option. For us, not the kid. But with their high hopes im sure they'll figure something out, probably, maybe

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They're annoying, so they could probably kill people for a lving.

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you have such good ideas, they can make their own money

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I know I do. They'll be earning more than the squirt deserves.

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maybe we can readopt them when they make enough money. Or turn them in for their crimes

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Sure. Lets make them sign a legal document now when they're young and dumb to come back ten years later and give us everything they own