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Fun fact: you can't die to spikes, you can only die to enemies.

deceivingly simple. the basic gameplay is simple, but the strategy that emerges is quite complex. high score 243.

if I have a five and get hit by a three enemy, the enemy still does damage.

I beat the game without reading the instructions, so I didn't know you could mark doors. found a way around it though.

my record is floor nine using a +2 hammer and +3 ice staff. freeze, hit run. I also had cloak of wisdom and amulet of wisdom at the same time so my staff almost always had a charge.

craziest thing is, this only took me four hours.

does going through the docks get you anything? I brute forced my way there and want to know whether or not I am wasting my time.

died at level H with 580 high score.

impressive that you made a conversation that requires all 26 letters.

excuse moi wtf is that supposed to mean?

I played it twice. the first time I got rewarded, the second time I got killed.

30 dishes served 2900 coins

(strat: don't use the grill)

-101, never realized how hard doing badly would be

no dodgerolls with only lv 8. I am going to do hitless next.

brutal. I didn't even try weaponless with how hard this one was.

level 56.  2386 souls farmed.

is lv. 100 the max? I got there with 0/4 warnings and couldn't get to lv. 101 with all three tries.

level 43 first try

I was one hit away in hard mode! (unless there's an extra phase.)

man I thought my barber was weird.

Lets goooooooooo!

17 seconds away from record.

it has taken me 3 weeks to get within 22 seconds of the best time (see below)

2:23 sry.

2:18

Yay

*dies of heart attack*

Yay! Three cheers for the dead parent!

I know.

I stole it while we were talking. chow!

20/10 Mysterious, captivating, it kept me wanting more.

Yes, so I can spend all of your moeny to myself out of jail.

Moeney does fix everything