I loved this one. So I found a picture of Garfield smoking a pipe and I laughed when I realized you can equip this as a weapon. I laughed even harder when the Outlaw used said Garfield to utterly destroy a kobold that had 3 hp by dealing 1712 damage to it.
Garfield may be OP, however, this led me down a path of hubris and a fall befitting a Greek tragedy as I had given the Garfield to the Outlaw who moved second and not the Paladin who always struck first in combat and so we would take at least some damage every battle. Eventually, the wielder of the Garfield fell in combat and left the under equipped Paladin to weakly trade blows with a Hellion until his demise came for him as well.