wow, a Non-Horror game on the featured page?
Is this a late April Fool's joke?
Hmm, I don't think so, but let me check just to be sure.
...nope, definitely not a late April Fool's joke.
Maybe Calzone is secretly a horror game disguised as a cute platformer? But who could be scared of Calzone the Cat? Well, maybe except all those dogs who got punched on the way home...