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WHERE ARE MY KIDS IM GONNA FUCKING MURDER EVERYTHING IF ANYBODY TOUCHED MY KIDS,  I BETTER HAVE ALL  11 (Maybe 12) OF THEM UNSCRATCHED!!
CAVERN(bunny), PIXXREY (Pixie), WINE (bar gal), YEETSY (Cowboi), SEAN (Madisons son), Lisa (veronica). LIL ROXY (that's obvious), JESSERY ( Jessie)  
Axie ( Asteria) AND SHINA (Kana.) 
and Nora (Emma, I think)

... 

i'm a very protective father aren't I?
also, arcade Don't let me stress you out i'm simply joking. I know this'll take A LONG WHILE to fully add everything else and I just wanna give you a bit of a laugh and motivation. 
But seriously if any of my kids are hurt i'm going to fucking murder all antagonists brutally, slowly, and painfully. (I'm talkin' about rippin' out lungs from the mouth, pulling off testes, and etc)

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Man, I getcha.

If they touch a single hair on ANY of my kids.

It's straight villain mode, no more peaceful run.

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Agreed man. If ANYONE has touched them, even Hell itself will be traumatized by the BLITZKRIEG I WILL UNLEASH UPON THEIR SOULS!! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 


Take your time Arc ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ


Plus, I wonder how Medium Rage boar tastes ๐Ÿค”

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(Insert gif of Homer Simpson slowly disappearing into a hedge)

Nah, I'm just joking. Or am I!? Maybe I'm just trying to lull you into a false sense of security... or maybe I'm trying to make you worry so the relief is all the more delicious. Who knows?

I do. I know. Bwa-hahahaha!

Same here man, if the children have a SINGLE SCRACH on them, im gonna chase them to the ends of the void and beyond and make them pay 10000^1000 fold the pain they inflicted on the children, and THEN finish them quickly.

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nah too merciful 10^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^1010^10^10^10
the pain