*Reloads*
Catboy protocol engaged.
Eliminate all targets
Dear arc.
I regret to Inform you that I have officially decided on giving up on attempting to board up ice cream from pixie. She has gotten through multiple defenses of scary Morgana pictures, no ice cream signs, and even hidden doors in the freezer...
I must surrender to General Duck and General Pixie.
Yours truly
-[Insert name]