Hey, thanks for the feedback, and thanks for checking it out! There's definitely a lot of 2000s internet culture in here, haha.
Control mapping is definitely something I want to have in the future. For now I've added a few alternate keys, so you don't have to use the JKL keys. I'm sorry you found it cramped, keyboard control schemes are hard to get right.
As for that guy, he's definitely super shady.