syphilis
I'm getting my friends to play DDLC...
Friend #1: What. The. Holy. F....???
Me: Did you see credits? If no credits it's not over.
Friend #1: 8o
Friend #2: H O L Y S H ! T ! ! !
WTF Did you just make me do? My brain just melted out of my head......
Props to he Dev. He is an evil genius.
Me: IKR?!
Friend #3: Why did you make me do this?
Me: Well... DDLC is like syphilis. You give it to all your friends, so you have someone that you can discuss with: what it's like to have syphilis.
Friend #3: I see that now. I have some friends I need to contact...
xD