Thank y'all for this wonderful opportunity I bestowed upon myself. May you all be blessed with MY SACRIFICES TO SATAN!!! HAHAHA GO TO HELL...hell's a good place. I want to go there but sadly I won't be able to go there because I'll only go to a random consciousness once I die. Heaven and Hell are a myth. All my life efforts will be and have been for nothing.
Oh my God Jesus, who am I kidding. I'm too much of a coward to murder anything larger than insects because I'm too worried about how my life will unrevertably change once I become a murderer. Plus I have sloth...can you do it for me?