I apologize for all of my revisions of that original comment, including the original. I was in a bad mood due to having a bad day and when I saw that comment I just got kind of agitated, so I wrote the original comment that you replied to. I realized how rude it was a few minutes after and I started revising and making changes to it until it actually semi-reflected how I felt, not completely as I was still in a bad mood. I just saw your comment and it made me realize that I was still not completely honest and still a bit rude in my comment. I'm not going to write a novel about how I feel, but I will be honest about how you have found greater secrets in the game than me, and that how I define what "better" is as being more efficient at the game rather than secrets (you weren't quite correct about me using bugs, as I was playing in a more recent version of the game that couldn't do the Marzia getting stuck with melons or anything, if that is what you meant). On an unrelated note (sort of), you were the first one to find the pause glitch, as I originally beat the game on an older version that did not have that feature, so I didn't bother.
(Also, I feel like I'm being accused of something with the fully capitalized YOU at the beginning of paragraph 2, or is that just me?)
Final thing, Marzia can open doors, as I saw her do it once during a private recording. I will make a gif of it if I can.