and he waltzes in like he owns the place, no tables were free so naturally he walked up to one of the tables, scared the shit out of the people sitting so they would leave and then he sat down perfectly content with all his life choices
"uh- don't group me with you. The only thing I'm crazy for is sustenance AKA food. Who needs anything else in life? Other than brutal murder of course."
"The baby was taking up my space, that tiny devil-spawn deserved it, plus his face was ugly which made the fact that he was sitting here more offensive. Now don't judge me unless you want the same treatment."
