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:/

Anyways.

"..Oh fuck you, I was 2 seconds away from winning-you cheated-"

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“HOW TF DID YOU ALMOST OUTRUN A CAR YOU PSYCHO!”

"... Your the one with a slow ass car. T-T"

"WHAT IN THE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION ARE YOU????!!!? You outran all the other cars too you FREEAAAK!"

"... You literally have fucking-....-sigh-, Whatever."

"I'm forgetting something. Right, food."

and he waltzes in like he owns the place, no tables were free so naturally he walked up to one of the tables, scared the shit out of the people sitting so they would leave and then he sat down perfectly content with all his life choices

"..And you act like im crazy."

Bloop, he sat down. /P

"uh- don't group me with you. The only thing I'm crazy for is sustenance AKA food. Who needs anything else in life? Other than brutal murder of course."

"You practically shoved a bowl of nachos in a babys face. T-T"