how to get every achievement
i did it: play the game
they are learning: play the game
piece of cake: play the game
my first retirement: have nothing better to do
one last time: really have nothing better to do
it's possible: really really have nothing better to do
avenge my son: have max speed
my great great great grandfather: have max speed
we are legion: have max speed and generation time
these bikes are dumb: have high population size
this is not machine learning: have max population size and high speed
omfg this game is so broke: have max population size, max speed, and high generation time
so 8 is the limit: play the game
almost there: play the game
money is useless now: play the game
the first one is free: why do you need a tutorial for this
tweet tweet: pres the twitter button
facebook ok boomer: press the facebook button