• There's a sidebar?
→ If I can only access the sidebar in widescreen mode;
→ → It doesn't start in widescreen mode.
→ → Widescreen doesn't automatically turn on\off based on phone orientation.
→ → I can't change to widescreen because the menu bug.
• It may not be unplayable for everyone, but since every dropdown I've tried is borked on my phone,
→ I can only assume all dropdowns are bugged;
→ → I can't turn off autosaving — a precaution I use to try to avoid instant file softlocks.
→ → I can't turn on widescreen — when playing games on my phome, holding it in portrait mode makes it impossible to see various things in browser-based software that are intended to be seen while using a PC. Less importantly, holding it in portrait mode is really, really uncomfortable.
→ → Any dropdowns that appear on any screen would be essentially non-functional.
So while I agree "Unplayable" is unreasonable as a objective rating, it was never intended to be. It is subject to my personal experience and preferences. I apologize if it came off as objective.