okay, this is pretty neat! i like the aesthetics, and the whole "craft goodies out of fallen foes" angle (oh, and i didn't encounter any red text, fwiw). one thing i'd like to have is some indication that you are being hit - i've been killed a fair few times by some banana bread or a ducky that i missed and that's been quietly shooting me lol
also, the toaster is the superior weapon choice. toaster gang represent