“a-NO! That was not sarcastic. I would be concerned if someone were actually made of money.”
“You’re green though?”
“…you do not understand how much I am resisting the urge to rip your head off your body right now. That’s just my skin color. It’s not even the same shade as money.”
“Sorry- geez humans are more agressive then I remember-“
“…human???? Are you actually that dumb or did you take lessons. What human has green skin, horns, a tail, elf ears, black sclera and sharp teeth.”
“I don’t know- I haven’t seen a human in a while so I just assumed…”
“…whatever… so how’s life I guess.”
“Pretty chill right now.”
“lucky you.”
“Oh, wanna talk about it?”
