Also, looking back at this project: I can't help but notice that younger me had some very... interesting ideas about what constitutes good and interesting storytelling. Regardless, a lot of people thought that this story generator was pretty good? Maybe I should do an updated an improved version...
same thing happened to me
Melvin woke up in her dollar store. Being an elf was tough for Melvin, but rewarding in its own way. Then, Melvin heard a knock on her door. Melvin opened it.
There was a rather strange photo of Melvin on the ground. Suddendly, it transforned into a vampire!
"My name is Samus, and I'm the most magical vampire in the universe!" the vampire said.
"Anyway, I think you would be better as an elf, so I'm going to turn you into one." Samus said.
"No you won't!" Melvin yelled. But it was too late. Samus cast a spell on Melvin using her thin orange wand. Melvin swiftly transformed into an elf.
Melvin suddendly had a heart attack.
"Ooff... please... save me..." Melvin said before his eyes closed and his body went limp.
Samus rushed to save Melvin. Samus tried to use a nearby kitchen sink as a defibrillator. Suprisingly, it worked.
"Wow, thanks so much for saving me!" Melvin said.
"No problem!" Samus replied.
To be continued...