Oh. Ok. I didn't realize there were multiple stories being written here, and I took what is apparently Luna's fanfic to be both 1) the canon and 2) what I'm apparently writing.
So in the game, I'm writing a fanfic.
That definitely clarifies what's going on, and also tells me I have zero interest because I don't want to write a fanfic, of anything, at all, ever, in real life or in a game.