"Mmm...no, I don't. But you should: Because if you don't, I see a very green, very slimy life in your future."
“you don’t know shit! I’m a prince dumbass, my father will-“
"Oh, you're father will take care of you? You'll go crying to daddy? I'm a magical being, hunny, you think I'm scared of some weak-ass king who's too busy filling his coffers to give two shits about his sons?"
“…”
He looked down, ashamed
"...Yeah, that's what I thought. Listen hunny-right now, you're the villain of this story. But you don't have to be..."
“…I…”
He was speechless
"You can start by not being a dick to your brother."
“why…he obviously seems to like that p-“
"Why does it matter?"
“BECAUSE HE IS LOWLY SCUM THAT DOESNT ADD ANYTHING TO SOCIETY!”
