"...Yeah, that's what I thought. Listen hunny-right now, you're the villain of this story. But you don't have to be..."
“…I…”
He was speechless
"You can start by not being a dick to your brother."
“why…he obviously seems to like that p-“
"Why does it matter?"
“BECAUSE HE IS LOWLY SCUM THAT DOESNT ADD ANYTHING TO SOCIETY!”
"AH-THAT-THAT RIGHT THERE-there's your problem. So, if he adds so little to society....what do you add, oh prince?"
They raised an eyebrow, crossing their arms with a challenging look.
“I ON THE OTHER HAND… help lead the kingdom”
"Oh? Do you make laws? Help the poor? Protect against harmful creatures?"
“well yes! I do protect!”