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"Oh, you're father will take care of you? You'll go crying to daddy? I'm a magical being, hunny, you think I'm scared of some weak-ass king who's too busy filling his coffers to give two shits about his sons?" 

“…”

He looked down, ashamed 

"...Yeah, that's what I thought. Listen hunny-right now, you're the villain of this story. But you don't have to be..." 

“…I…”

He was speechless 

"You can start by not being a dick to your brother."

“why…he obviously seems to like that p-“

"Why does it matter?" 

“BECAUSE HE IS LOWLY SCUM THAT DOESNT ADD ANYTHING TO SOCIETY!”

"AH-THAT-THAT RIGHT THERE-there's your problem. So, if he adds so little to society....what do you add, oh prince?"  

They raised an eyebrow, crossing their arms with a challenging look. 

“I ON THE OTHER HAND… help lead the kingdom”