Give a man a plane ticket, he flies once. Throw a man off a plane, he flies or the rest of his life.
You know, a mental hospital sounds nice. I mean come on. Hours of isolation with freedom to do almost anything I want and I get free food and people take care of me. I don't even have to clean up any mess I make. Other people do that. I get to sleep whenever. I can sing and no one will judge me. It sounds perfect!
Wow I really need help.