What. It's the truth. You know if your parachute doesn't deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it. Your alarm is technically your theme song since it plays at the beginning of every episode.
This man is getting the F out of there.
You know, a mental hospital sounds nice. I mean come on. Hours of isolation with freedom to do almost anything I want and I get free food and people take care of me. I don't even have to clean up any mess I make. Other people do that. I get to sleep whenever. I can sing and no one will judge me. It sounds perfect!
Wow I really need help.