I simply don't even know where to begin. This has been, hands down on desk, the most entertaining game I have ever played in my life! There is just, it's almost impossible to organize my thoughts.
It started with what I was sure was just a delightfully funny dream sequence that would cause a "meh, and then we wake up" but it wasn't... Then I was like, "Oh, this is one of those weird worlds where this kind of thing is just par for the course and... OH MY GOD THEY ALL LOOK HORRIFIED!!!" As I continued to tap on my phone, slack jawed and sides hurting from laughter. "THIS IS AMAZING."
And the longer I played the better it got. There is nothing about this game that you won't find enjoyable. The writing and especially banter between characters is dare I say (Before EA got them) Bioware level, if not The Outer Worlds caliber. The amount of effort that had probably gone into the study of human psychology, the Headmaster actually makes some solid points most of the time.
Each and every character has their own kind of charm and unique spirit given to them; from the so adorable you just don't know what to do with her Priti, the 'Mean Girls' duo of Debbie and Samantha, and the not as innocent as it appears Lucy. To the 'Little Washu' crazy Science Teacher, the grounds keeper Jimmy (who is now exclusively voiced by Brad Pitt's character in Snatch, in my head), and the well toned hotty Amy.
I understand that there's only so much that could be done about music selection without thousands and thousands of dollars but their choices were so good. Especially the chapter 1 finally where the visitors from the other school came. I heard those drums and immediately started laughing, and once that first rise hit I was about to wet myself. Sound effects are solid but nothing to write home about. If spanking is your thing though it will get your motor running though.
Final thoughts are, I need more! While I did the free download initially my enjoyment and the laughs were worth the $50 I came back and paid. There is a little something for everyone here.