"Please, i insist, I may not have done a great first impression but it's the very least i can do for you...coooooonsidering im dating your brother, iiii don't wanna leave you off on the wrong foot ;-w-;"
"Weeell i do a little more than just That...But yeah, you'd be surprised how well and efficient they are! I mean-, i do get supplied with materials quite often but that's also the statues made of me and just all that worship garbage, but the worst thing i used was a FUCKING. STATUE OF ME. WITH MY...actually lets just say you know whats out"
Roman blushed harder and dug his toe into the ground
"S-Shut up....-"
R: "He does get flustered easily, doesn't he-"
"W-HEY-WAIT-NO-we are not changing the subject Remus!!! How the fuck-we all thought you'd been KIDNAPPED by him!!! You-you made us THINK you'd been kidnapped by him-and I mean yeah dad didn't give a shit, but mom was-a LITTLE upset!!"
R:".....and what if I had said the truth? That I had fallen madly in love with a wanted criminal?"
"....I would've given you a chance..."
R: "Would you have? My brother, the soldier-in-training?"
"I never asked for that-"
R: "I know....but that doesn't change the fact that you were...you would've turned him in Ro, don't try and convince me otherwise..."