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"Ah-yeahhhh, kindaa had it  made on the run-but you really don't haveta do that-" 

"Please, i insist, I may not have done a great first impression but it's the very least i can do for you...coooooonsidering im dating your brother, iiii don't wanna leave you off on the wrong foot ;-w-;"

He grinned 

"Oh I've NEVER been on the right foot-but I mean-if you're sure!" 

"Hehe, fair enough fair enough, and of course, i actually make weapons during my spare time anyways so i have plenty!"

"Huh-a snake who makes weapons-fun!" 

He trudged inside happily 

"Weeell i do a little more than just That...But yeah, you'd be surprised how well and efficient they are! I mean-, i do get supplied with materials quite often but that's also the statues made of me and just all that worship garbage, but the worst thing i used was a FUCKING. STATUE OF ME. WITH MY...actually lets just say you know whats out"

R: "Wait...do you have two of them!? Isn't that a thing!?" 

He grinned-Roman bolted upright, running over and glaring at the TWO of them-

"What is he doing here!??" 

Patton wandered past and stopped in the hallway, watching curiously

"Heh, please calm yourself Roman, i am only introducing him to our Friends and giving him a new weapon, his is run down and weak, the core is far to soft and the outer metal is frail, I promise he wont do anything and he'll stay close by me...oh, Hello Patton!"

P:"Hi-who's this?"
R:"Oh-holy shit, Roman how many guys are in here?" 

"....4...." 

R: "You have FOUR hotass men in here-one of them with two dicks-...shit, ok now I'm jealous-" 

"Don't even think about it-" 

R: "Relax Roro, I'm a married man-"  

"You're WHAT!?" 

"oooooh yeeeeeah...i forgot to mention he's uh...married...to the dragon mage...And thank you i suppose, it is rather pleasant teasing your brother with them, and pardon if i tick you off, it's just so lovely seeing Roman blush~!"