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"Weeell i do a little more than just That...But yeah, you'd be surprised how well and efficient they are! I mean-, i do get supplied with materials quite often but that's also the statues made of me and just all that worship garbage, but the worst thing i used was a FUCKING. STATUE OF ME. WITH MY...actually lets just say you know whats out"

R: "Wait...do you have two of them!? Isn't that a thing!?" 

He grinned-Roman bolted upright, running over and glaring at the TWO of them-

"What is he doing here!??" 

Patton wandered past and stopped in the hallway, watching curiously

"Heh, please calm yourself Roman, i am only introducing him to our Friends and giving him a new weapon, his is run down and weak, the core is far to soft and the outer metal is frail, I promise he wont do anything and he'll stay close by me...oh, Hello Patton!"

P:"Hi-who's this?"
R:"Oh-holy shit, Roman how many guys are in here?" 

"....4...." 

R: "You have FOUR hotass men in here-one of them with two dicks-...shit, ok now I'm jealous-" 

"Don't even think about it-" 

R: "Relax Roro, I'm a married man-"  

"You're WHAT!?" 

"oooooh yeeeeeah...i forgot to mention he's uh...married...to the dragon mage...And thank you i suppose, it is rather pleasant teasing your brother with them, and pardon if i tick you off, it's just so lovely seeing Roman blush~!"

Roman blushed harder and dug his toe into the ground 

"S-Shut up....-" 

R: "He does get flustered easily, doesn't he-"     

"W-HEY-WAIT-NO-we are not changing the subject Remus!!! How the fuck-we all thought you'd been KIDNAPPED by him!!! You-you made us THINK you'd been kidnapped by him-and I mean yeah dad didn't give a shit, but mom was-a LITTLE upset!!" 

R:".....and what if I had said the truth? That I had fallen madly in love with a wanted criminal?" 

"....would've given you a chance..." 

R: "Would you have? My brother, the soldier-in-training?" 

"I never asked for that-" 

R: "I know....but that doesn't change the fact that you were...you would've turned him in Ro, don't try and convince me otherwise..." 

"....I can tell that there is quite a bad past between you two...listen, im going to go to the armory and start fixing Remus a new Morning star, it'll take me awhile and it'll be good for BOTH of you to try and get along...can i trust you Roman not to flip out on Your brother while im working? or will I have to have Patton and Logan watch over you..?"

Patton piped up 

P: "U-Um...Logan's still asleep actually-I'm...getting kinda worried-Virgil's with him..." 

Roman quickly got up

"I'll go take care of him! Probably just needs a prince charming to wake him up, right~?" 

He was talking fast, he just wanted to get the fuck out of this situation- 

"No you will not Roman, listen...I want you to at least be able to have a somewhat good relationship with your family...Patton, you go wake him, and see if Virgil needs any assistance or if he's just really tired, now Roman...Tell me you'll spend just a little bit of time with your brother...please"

"......Fine." 

R: "Oh yay, I've won a full 15 minutes of his timeeee~!" 

Roman sighed. Patton, who HATED conflict, just kinda backed away 

P: "Uh-um-y-yeah, I-Imma-Imma go-"

He quickly scurried off