Very nice audio, visual effects, and simplicity! I really liked the idea too with all the weird rules. great job!
The game was a little hard and I think it could be good to add a little bit of control for the player on how the game changes. Maybe some sort of upgrade system to go along with the randomness of the level changes since it felt like your score was heavily dependent on what changes happened. I laughed when I got "weapon systems offline". Where did you get the audio for the AI lady?