Don't worry about it. That's how things end when I try to tell a joke. As for translation, I have some experience in this matter and I know that like all things worth doing, they will require a lot of work.
As for help with the project, well ...
I've always wanted to make my own VN. Having an insight into the creative process would help me a lot. As you can see, I am driven by purely selfish reasons :)
Love to write more but I don't want to clutter your forum. How about e-mail?