Thanks for the review. I'll have to get you on board as a tester.
Danny Dipstick is only intended as a bit of fun, but most of the issues you raised are quite valid. I was still working on it just hours before the submission cut-off and it looks like I introduced a couple of bugs that weren't in the beta release. Maybe I should do a post-comp release to fix those issues.
I've also been experimenting with a web-based version. It's actually not as straight forward as you may think, especially when hosted on itch.io.