Thank you very much for the comment Arya! I'm glad you found the story funny, I was going for that as well as the morbid theme. I'm so mad I didn't explain the controls in a clearer way, you can only extend and de-xtend if you switch to the girl, and I put out a walkthrough if you're stuck at any point :D
P.S: I was afraid some other people might have the same idea as mine, but thankfully nobody else is that weird.