Well, here we are. The last game I've rated and rating #700 for the jam as a whole (what an esteemed honor, I know xD)
The premise was very much a parody, and I can appreciate that! I don't think I would waste a year IRL chilling at my computer playing this, but it definitely has charm, and the UI was easily understood without much to it, so good job there!
I would talk about the art for the totally-not-scary military man, but I'm sure everyone already has, and for good reason. It's nightmare fuel great artwork!
Solid work.