"This feels like it could benefit from some sound effects"
*Gets wet slapped by the first boss*
"Nevermind, it's perfect."
I don't know why I found it so god damn funny when I first got slapped away, but I did. Anyway, I appreciate the work you put into the writing; I'm not really much of a story person, but it was still pretty amusing to read the tale of Fopdoodle. The bosses, although moreso just some puzzles that slap you, were still fun to do. Last one I derped up a bit because I wasn't paying attention to the hint, but that's mostly on me.
Overall, it was a lighthearted fun little game. Lots of love put into it, and it was very enjoyable, so good job!