"Nu-uh."
August sighs
August: ...please?
"Nope!
August: ...why not?
"Cause I'm meannn!"
August: ...you and I both know that's not true...
"Shut up!"
August: Alright...well-maybe you're mean to everyone else...but you're nice to me, at least...
"Meh.."
August: Oh? You saying you're mean to me?
He raises an eyebrow
(REEEEEEEEEEEEE!)