August: ...you and I both know that's not true...
"Shut up!"
August sighs
August: Alright...well-maybe you're mean to everyone else...but you're nice to me, at least...
"Meh.."
August: Oh? You saying you're mean to me?
He raises an eyebrow
"Mhm!"
August: Sarcastically Hm...well then maybe I should leave...
"but why..?"
August: Well if you're so mean to me...why would I want to stay?
"Noooo! I want you to stay."
(REEEEEEEEEEEEE!)