August sighs
August: Alright...well-maybe you're mean to everyone else...but you're nice to me, at least...
"Meh.."
August: Oh? You saying you're mean to me?
He raises an eyebrow
"Mhm!"
August: Sarcastically Hm...well then maybe I should leave...
"but why..?"
August: Well if you're so mean to me...why would I want to stay?
"Noooo! I want you to stay."
August: Sarcastically No, no...if you're so mean to me I simply will not stay!
He drapes his hand over his head dramatically
"I'll be nice!"
(REEEEEEEEEEEEE!)