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Judging by the fact that I am incredibly drunk, Imma say yes 

ok yeah no bye

im staying a virgin tonight!

-holds up a wooden cross- begone demon! (that was uh . . to the cat)

Me: no. Not while you're this drunk. And you could pass out half way. You've had one billion too many drinks. *I grab a bottle from a table* ok. Lean on the counter for a second. *I open the bottle and force some down your throat* that should help. Now what's your address. I promise I won't remember it.

mhmm noice damn trips