Kaz sits next to you
he looks into the woods “Sometimes do you ever wonder if something would just attack you randomly and sit there silently hoping it does...?”
Kaz: Uh...
he continues to stare into the woods and closes his eyes “Hmm?”
Kaz: Oh...are you tired?
“No, i’m waiting for a lizard to bite me,”
he sits there for a while with his eyes closed until a lizard crawls off the roof and bites his ear “Works everytime!” He picks up the lizard and watches it as if talking to it
Kaz: hm...
he drops the lizard “RUDE!”
