“No, i’m waiting for a lizard to bite me,”
Kaz: Uh...
he sits there for a while with his eyes closed until a lizard crawls off the roof and bites his ear “Works everytime!” He picks up the lizard and watches it as if talking to it
Kaz: hm...
he drops the lizard “RUDE!”
Kaz laughs
“THE LIZARD DIDNT BRING MY CHEETO TODAY!” He looks at the lizard “f*ck you lizard! Bring my cheeto tomorrow or else!”
Kaz:...well that's not a sentence I ever thought I'd hear anyone say...
“Lizard rude!” (I’ll be off and on today :P bye now!)
(Bai!)
Kaz: ...uh...