"Either way, this evening will be something to remember. For both of them..."
^ This is the best representation of all the endings (the joke and "bad" one are both hillarious, and the "good" sure is hot) and their name is the ultimate cue, too ;)
The story is a bit cliche (there is even kabedon! xD). Nonetheless, with two perspective of the event, it feels right and loveable. Keep up the good work (>,<)9