Xander: HEY!
lilac: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! FLAT GUNS!!
Xander: I DON'T HAVE FLAT GUNS! NOW GET OFF ME I SWER IF YOUR NEIGHBOUR IS LOOKING OUTSIDE THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW AND INTO YOUR WINDOW THEY'RE GONNA GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION!
lilac: *gets off you and falls to the floor laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Xander: *laughing* PFFFFFFFFT HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
lilac: HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT YOUR BABY GUNS!! PPFFTTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Xander: I'LL PUNCH YOU AND WE'LL SEE HOW BABY THEY ARE THEN HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
lilac: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I DONT LIKE TO BE PUNCHED! I'LL PINCH YOU THEN AND SEE HOW U WILL CRYYYY
Xander: SHAT AP YEW PEASANT! I VILL DESTROY YEW!
lilac: NUUU YOU VILL NOT, *runs to the kitchen and hides under table* *giggles*