lilac: *gets off you and falls to the floor laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Xander: *laughing* PFFFFFFFFT HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
lilac: HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT YOUR BABY GUNS!! PPFFTTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Xander: I'LL PUNCH YOU AND WE'LL SEE HOW BABY THEY ARE THEN HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
lilac: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I DONT LIKE TO BE PUNCHED! I'LL PINCH YOU THEN AND SEE HOW U WILL CRYYYY
Xander: SHAT AP YEW PEASANT! I VILL DESTROY YEW!
lilac: NUUU YOU VILL NOT, *runs to the kitchen and hides under table* *giggles*
Xander: COME BACK HERE YEW TRRRRAITORRRR! *runs to the kitchen holding an imaginary sword* UNGUARD! *stabs imaginary sword into table* COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!
lilac:*comes out with an invicible sword* oki then!!
Xander: Our fight will be legendary! *thrusts imaginary sword at you*