Xander: I DON'T HAVE FLAT GUNS! NOW GET OFF ME I SWER IF YOUR NEIGHBOUR IS LOOKING OUTSIDE THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW AND INTO YOUR WINDOW THEY'RE GONNA GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION!
Xander: COME BACK HERE YEW TRRRRAITORRRR! *runs to the kitchen holding an imaginary sword* UNGUARD! *stabs imaginary sword into table* COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!