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Xander: I DON'T HAVE FLAT GUNS! NOW GET OFF ME I SWER IF YOUR NEIGHBOUR IS LOOKING OUTSIDE THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW AND INTO YOUR WINDOW THEY'RE GONNA GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION!

lilac: *gets off you and falls to the floor laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Xander: *laughing* PFFFFFFFFT HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

lilac: HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT YOUR BABY GUNS!! PPFFTTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Xander: I'LL PUNCH YOU AND WE'LL SEE HOW BABY THEY ARE THEN HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

lilac: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I DONT LIKE TO BE PUNCHED! I'LL PINCH YOU THEN AND SEE HOW U WILL CRYYYY

Xander: SHAT AP YEW PEASANT! I VILL DESTROY YEW! 

lilac: NUUU YOU VILL NOT, *runs to the kitchen and hides under table* *giggles*

Xander: COME BACK HERE YEW TRRRRAITORRRR! *runs to the kitchen holding an imaginary sword* UNGUARD! *stabs imaginary sword into table* COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!

lilac:*comes out with an invicible sword* oki then!!