The game looks really nice and I love the cutscene! The music and sfx are pretty good too! There are a few bugs, like the audio becoming louder as soon as you go to options, but they don't effect the gameplay so it's fine. I would recommend making each item have some different way of using it. Also a bit more feedback would be nice when you lose health (screenshake, player knockback or animation for example). Overall nice game with a great sense of humor!