I got nothing but debris - I must've upset the RNG gods D:
This was fun! Seconding others on it being less randomized, but it's still pretty neat as-is. I like the emojis and adventure-y-ness.
Oh no, how odd! If you want to see the rest of it, the random seed is based on the date and time you start a playthrough, so if you hit restart, that may appease the pantheon.
I'll keep in mind for future projects that a "bad luck bonus" may be useful, to prevent the seed messing with someone's experience like that.