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colin: oh another one?

I will erase your existence. Watch your Manners. >:{

Henlo ))

Max: Oh yeah.

Shut up peasant. I gave you life and I can very easily take that life away.

Max: :T

(hi)

colin: just great -_-

-i will flipping stab you 23 times-

Colin: -try me-

Max: I'm officially bored. Nothing ever happens now that the police have given up on me. No use doing crime anymore. So I really have nothing to do. ;-;

colin: -he's to busy being chased by a knife to answer-

Max: *le bootyfully saves him* chill. I'm sure he didn't mean that. *and just as you start to run after him again he grabs you and shoves you aside* ok enough. Seriously stop. I can defy all laws of everything loser.

And we have the power of breaking the 4th wall peseant.

Max: >:C

hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehe.

Max: fine. I'm going to my room! Enjoy your DEATH Colin! >:C

-me stabbing him over and over and healing him- who said he would die?

Colin: ;w;

Max: That's even worse.

shut up or I'll do it to you.

Max: *walks away*

Welp. Tell me when you're done with that.

-1 hour later-

I'm done ->-

Colin: -im just gonna hide under this random table-

Aight cool. I know that your powers of retention. Are as wet as a warthogs backside. But thicc as you are. Pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions. The lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking kings and succession. EVEN YOU CAN'T BE CAUGHT UNAWARES! So prepare. For the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared. For sensaitional news. A shining new era. Is tiptoeing nearer. And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher. I know it's sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues. And in justice deliciously squared. Be Prepareeeeed!

Max: Are you actually singing Be Prepared?

Yeah. I know a disney song isn't the best thing for this moment but who cares! Do you have a problem with it pesant!

Max; *hides under the table too* ;-;